Paroles Covah Yr Junk de Whomping Willows (The)

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Hey Justin-Oh hey WhompyYou're looking a bit sweaty today, what's the dilly?-I just got back from quidditch practice, it was totally intenseYou look like you could use a shower-Funny you should say that, Whompy, I'm just about to head up to the prefects' bathroom to take a bath. I hear it has the best water pressure in this jointOh man...-What?Well, you're a hufflepuff, you've heard about what happened to Cedric Diggory every time he took a bath in the prefects' bathroom, right?-Well, yeah, he unlocked the secret of a magical egg and communicated with mermaids.Well, yeah, there's that, but there's also moaning myrtle.-Oh that girl? She's cool. I've played shows with her, she's super nice.Yeah but, put her in a bath full of naked men and she goes a little crazy.-I'm sure I can handle it.Seriously, just make sure you keep your guys in check if you know what i'm saying.-I don't follow.Justin, I'll put it bluntly. Cover your junk.Moaning Myrtle's got a little issuemight be a ghost but she really wants to kiss youtouch you squeeze you make you feel toastygotta admit she's a hot little ghostiewavy brown hair and sweet eyes to matchit's more than enough to make my eggs hatchbut she sweetens the deal with a schoolgirl's skirtcaptivating smile and a tendency to flirtbut there's one major problem that I didn't forseewhen I'm washing my trunk she's always looking at meshe wants to take a peek underneath my leaves and seemy main branch if you know what I meantry to cover up with a handful of bubblesbut the girl is a ghost and she's looking for troublecan't whomp her away cause my branches swing through hercan't deny that I kinda wanna do herif you're takin a bathyou better cover your junkwhen you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junkwhen you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junkcause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junkwhen you're takin a bathyou better cover your junkwhen you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junkwhen you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junkcause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junkDraco Malfoy droppin this bombwhen I take a bath I put on my thongwhen my junk sees Myrtle it hides like a turtleducking in it's shell like it's [dunno]she loves hufflepuffs and gryffindors too slytherins and ravenclaws anyone will doI didn't realize that my tree hose connected to the system of pipes where human waste is rejectedfrom the toilets of the noble hogwarts schooland if they left it at that, I would probably be coolbut the catch is thisI've got a little friend who likes to get up in my treehole every now and thenher name's Moaning Myrtle and she's feelin kinda randyher ghost like features give her the upperhand-yone minute I be chillin in my birthday suitcause trees be naked, what's it matter to you?the next I've got Myrtle feelin up my roots and I'm likeshe's a ghost I don't know what to doI look around to make sure no one's lookinand no one's around so my branches start cookinI say "Myrtle, how about we take it nice and easy?I'm a real nice guy but you make me feel sleazy.if you're takin a bathyou better cover your junkwhen you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junkwhen you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junkcause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junkwhen you're takin a bathyou better cover your junkwhen you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junkwhen you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junkcause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junkhey Justin Finch-Fletchley, fancy seeing you here in the prefect's bathroom!-AW SHI-

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