Paroles 307 ALE de Tom Smith

Tom Smith
  • 0.0Vous n'aimez pas les paroles de Tom Smithloading
  • Note 0.0/5 basée sur 0 avis.
  • Artiste: Tom Smith35232
  • Chanson: 307 ALE
  • Langue:

Les chansons similaires

Down The Pub de Evil Conduct

Don't wanna stay in and watch TV - Let's go down the pub Want to escape from reality - Let's go down the pub Don't wanna know about another war - Let's go get drunk down the pub Booze and birds you're...

Ye Mariners All de Seth Lakeman

Oh ye Mariners as you pass by, Well come into drink if you are dry. Come and spend, my lads, your money brisk, And pop your nose in this one. Drink another jug of this. Oh ye tipplers, have you that...

London Town de Darkbuster

Friday night The boys are tight And they're gonna drink til their livers explode, or the money's all gone Just passed two o'clock and the lads are ready to rock Where'll they get their bitters(??) And...

Poxy Lips de Jon Langford

Far down the river Out in the darkness Something's out there Soft red heart Aye aye, my merry lads It's a lively tale, this to tell Give it a taste, it's worth bottling We'll do some dancing here!...

(Motor) Way Of Life de Lower Than Atlantis

Tank full, Open road, Sat Nav programmed, Let's go! Speakers scream, Siamese Dream, The conversation flows. And we are miles away from the place where we're playing, We won't abide by the law, We...

Textes et Paroles de 307 ALE



307 Ale

There's many a drink you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new.
There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't.
There's Busch and Beck and Bud and Bock and others dark and pale,
But I think you'll find the finest kind is 307 Ale.

307 Ale, me lads, 307 Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste like 307 Ale, me lads,
307 Ale.

It started out at M.I.T. one lazy summer day,
When a couple of the frat-boy techies started in to play,
They'd caught up on their schedule with a couple hours to kill,
So they fitted up the cyclotron and made themselves a still.

307 Ale, me lads, 307 Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste like 307 Ale, me lads,
307 Ale.

They added choice ingredients to brew a little brew,
But they didn't know the wires were crossed in Chamber Number Two.
A tiny bit of space got folded, things were looking queer,
They turned the spout and then came out the world's first Hyper-Beer.

307 Ale, me lads, 307 Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste like 307 Ale, me lads,
307 Ale.

It bubbled and it burbled and it glowed a fizzly green,
And what it did to test equipment, frankly, was obscene.
It took awhile to find a vial it wouldn't burst to flame,
Then they measured out its potency, and that's how it was named.

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, but this one beats them all.
One hundred fifty-three and one-half percent alcohol,
A beer brewed in a tesseract, it'll shoot you through the roof,
And if you don't believe me, I've got lots and lots of proof.

307 Ale, me lads, 307 Seven Ale,
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale,
It'll lay your whole damn world to waste, it'll make you fit and hale,
It sticks to your mouth like library paste,
With a stronger kick than toxic waste,
There's nothing that you'll ever taste
Like 307 Ale!

N'hésitez pas à faire une recherche de paroles d'une chanson dont vous ne connaissez qu'un morceau de texte avec notre moteur de paroles et chansons