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Textes et Paroles de Well Hung Ploughboy
'Bought six months ago, I went to see Glen Campbell. I was sittin' in the club and Glen come down and said 'Howya doin' Rodney?'
And I said 'Why don't you piss off!' Cos I never met him before!
He was just an irritation to me
He's been ploughin' the fields all day
Walkin' behind that bay
And he thinks to himself from behind she's a good lookin' horse!
So he's pulled back under a tree
And he waits for the horse takes a pee
And he lifts up its tail and makes sure that it's a she
And he sees this huge vagina
And he thinks what could be finer
So its down with the reigns
And down with the overalls too
He's a well hung ploughboy
Sneakin' up on his horse
And having intercourse
He's a well hung ploughboy
And the smile on his horse
Cos it feels no remorse
(here's my part)
He roots it with great force
When he comes home for supper
His wife says 'You're a horse fucker!'
'I've been to see a lawyer just today'
'And I want a divorce'
Why?
'Because you fucked that horse'
'I've been down the field watchin' you all day'
You were up behind that horse
You were pumping with great force
The horse don't mind the pain
As he hangs on to it's mane
And he just stand still and says
'Giddup! Move back!' x7
He's a well hung ploughboy
Sneakin' up on his horse
And having intercourse
He's a well hung ploughboy
Great audience thank-you very much
No worries trendsetters we got a lot more to come
Its gonna be comedy marathon
It's a long show
Well ladies and gentlemen, that was Rodney and he certainly was a funny prick!
So lets have a big round of applause for Rodney!
Come on here I am!
Big round of applause for Rodney!
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- Nouvelles paroles :
- Le lit sauvage - Quand vint la grâce - Vive les tamalous - Après les Drapeaux - L'age des possibles - DON'T STOP JAMMIN'
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- Nouveaux artistes :
- Sébastien PERRIN - Dominique Fidanza - BIGA*RANX - Albert Babin - Guylaine et Celine Royer - Caroline Levasseur
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- Meilleur classement :
- Comme un boomerang - La nuit je mens - Fais dodo, Colas mon p'tit frère - Céline - La montagne - You Know Who You Are
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