Paroles Yoda de Plan of Attack
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Textes et Paroles de Yoda
Yoda
I learned from you
Everything you taught me
I still use
Stopped being abused
Yoda
I wanna know
Is there some way I can
Kill them all
And make them fall
You're very short aren't you?
You always know what to do
I wish I could be like you
But I can't shrink to three-foot-two
If I could just say something
It'd be how much that I owe you
Your ears are very pointy
Look like they're there
With super glue
My father said to me
"Come Luke, it's your destiny"
But I know where my side lies
With the guy who likes to eat flies
Ben Kenobi's dead and gone
And I'm forced to move on
He taught me about the killing blow
Wasn't he on the Muppet Show?
Yoda
I learned from you
You taught me how to kick
Stormtrooper ass
Your test I passed
Yoda
You're very old
Chewie wants to know
If you've got rabies
And genital mould
You're very short aren't you?
You always know what to do
I wish I could be like you
But I can't shrink to three-foot-two
If I could just say something
It'd be how much that I owe you
Your ears are very pointy
Look like they're there
With super glue
My father said to me
"Come Luke, it's your destiny"
But I know where my side lies
With the guy who likes to eat flies
Ben Kenobi's dead and gone
And I'm forced to move on
He taught me about the killing blow
Wasn't he on the Muppet Show?
He taught me how to use the Force
(Yoda trained me)
He taught me what it means to be
(A Jedi trainee)
If he were to die by
Return of the Jedi
I'd have to do this shit alone
My father said to me
"Come Luke, it's your destiny"
But I know where my side lies
With the guy who likes to eat flies
Ben Kenobi's dead and gone
And I'm forced to move on
He taught me about the killing blow
Wasn't he on the Muppet Show?
The Muppet Show
The Muppet Show
The Muppet Show
Wasn't he on the Muppet Show?
The Muppet Show
The Muppet Show
The Muppet Show
Wasn't he on the Muppet Show?
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