Paroles The Matyrdom of St. Victor de Monty Python

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"And it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this placeto another place. Where he was lain to rest himself amongst sheetsof muslin and velvet. "And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient. "For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily andcaressed him. "His hair, ruffled they. And their fingers rubbethed they in oilof olives, and ranneth them across all parts of his body for as muchas to soothe him. "And the soles of his feet licked they. And the upper parts ofhis thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden trees. "And with the teeth of their mouths, nibbled they the pointedbits at the top of his ears. Yea verily, and did their tonguesthereof make themselves acquainted with his most secret places. "For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens,until he cried out, saying: "'This...is fantastic! Oh...this is *terrific!!*' "And the Lord did here the cry of Victor. And verily came He downand slew the maidens. And caused their cottonwool buds to blow away,and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly. "And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rottenbastard. "So the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend. "And entered they together the jaccuzzi." Here endeth the lesson.

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