Paroles Isn't It Weird de Matt Mulholland

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Isn't it weird
When you find someone to love
But they don't have the same feelings for you

Isn't it weird
When you think you're playing Yahtzee
But you're actually playing Monopoly
You wonder why you're the only one with six dice

Isn't it weird
When you're with your cousin at the zoo
And you watch while a monkey does a poo
And you get awkwardly aroused

Isn't it weird
When you bring home a really hot chick
And it turns out to be Blanket Man
And you wondered why she smelled funny
And was wearing a blanket

Isn't it weird
When you think you're cutting cheese
But you're actually cutting off your own foot
You only notice when you get to the bone

'Cause it's pretty damn weird
When you bring home Blanket Man
Eat your own foot instead of cheese or jam
Can't find someone that loves you too
And you get aroused by pooing monkeys at the zoo
Isn't it weird

Isn't it weird
When you stick your penis in a blender
And you don't know why

Isn't it weird
When you think its Christmas time
But you actually have AIDS
That's when you stop believing in Santa Clause

Isn't it weird
When you're having sex with your girlfriend
And she turns out to be dead
You were wondering why it was better than usual

For Christmas it's weird if you get HIV
And you're still fucking losing monopoly
You're drinking a milkshake that doesn't taste right
And your girlfriend didn't move much last night

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