Paroles I've Had My Last Wank For England de Kunt And The Gang

Kunt And The Gang
  • 0.0Vous n'aimez pas les paroles de Kunt And The Gangloading
  • Note 0.0/5 basée sur 0 avis.
  • Artiste: Kunt And The Gang28393
  • Chanson: I've Had My Last Wank For England
  • Langue:
Ajouter/Corriger les paroles Corriger / Editer ces paroles
Ajouter des paroles sur le site Ajouter des paroles sur MusiKiwi
Les paroles similaires

Les chansons similaires

Have A Wank de Kunt And The Gang

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room is dark And the curtains drawn...

Wank The Dog de Kunt And The Gang

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit He gets a bit of dogs jizz on his little...

Princess Di (I'll Wank And I Will Cry) de Kunt And The Gang

It was a normal day, I was having a wank My knob was quite cheesy and it smelt pretty rank It was just like any ordinary day Then just as I'm about to shoot my load A sombre voice came on the radio And...

England de British Whale

England men, England women, England boys, England girls Tears of pride will stain your faces when we conquer the world England is the motherland of football And the World Cup will once again be hers Football...

England de Justin Hawkins

England men, England women, England boys, England girls Tears of pride will stain your faces when we conquer the world England is the motherland of football And the World Cup will once again be hers Football...

Textes et Paroles de I've Had My Last Wank For England





England! England!
Let's have a wank for England!
England! England!
Let's have a wank for England!

My grandad told me a story
Back in Euro '96
Before every single England game
He wanked his hairy prick
And to this day he still maintains
He stops us getting knocked out
But he forgot before the semi's
And we lost on penalties to the Krauts

So, this year before the qualifiers
I gave my cock a feel
Before I knew it, we'd beat Israel
And Russia and Estonia 3-nil
But despite my constant fondling
Of my lucky erection
Even that couldn't compensate
For McClaren's poxy team selection

So, we didn't qualify for the Euro champs
Because McClaren tried to shoehorn in Gerrard and Lamps
So I won't get to wank my hairy peepy like my Gramps
To help us win the cup for England

I've had my last wank
I've had my last wank
I've had my last wank for England
Carson wasn't right and 4-5-1 was shite
So I've had my last wank for England

Now while Baddiel and Skinner
Sang about 30 years of hurt
My Grandad wanked his cock off
With his finger up his dinky dirt
And in those days before we'd even heard of meta-tarsels
My old Grandad multi-tasked
His front bum and his arsehole

And I was hoping I would get
To uphold the tradition
And wank for luck
To help us progress in the competition
But McClaren's ineptitude
Has left us high and dry
So the only little wank I'll have
Is with a little cry

So, we didn't qualify for the Euro champs
Because Steve McClaren fucked the team selection up
So I'm not gonna try and make my flaccid knob spunk up
'Cause I've had my last wank for England

I've had my last wank
I've had my last wank
I've had my last wank for England
We played really wank
He shouldn't have brought back Frank
He should've have stuck with Gerrard and Barry


N'hésitez pas à faire une recherche de paroles d'une chanson dont vous ne connaissez qu'un morceau de texte avec notre moteur de paroles et chansons