Paroles The Story Of Willy de King Missile

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On the morning of the day of the apocalypse,
Willy woke up
And made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast.
He didn't usually eat bacon,
But since today was such a special say,
He figured, "Why not?"
Like most people these days,
He had trouble keeping his food down,
But that didn't stop Willy from eating.
He enjoyed food too much.
Willy went outside.
He love to breathe fresh air,
But he went outside anyway.
He headed across the street to visit his good friend Bob.

When Willy got to Bob's house, he found that Bob,
In utter despair,
Had shot himself in the head.
"Some people have no patience whatsoever!"
Willy proclaimed,
"Well, I'm not killing myself.
"I'm sticking it out.
"Today is a special day,
"The last day of planet Earth,
"And I'm going to enjoy myself.
"Maybe today,
"I won't go to the health spa,
"Maybe I'll just hang out here and drink all of Bob's beer.
"Or maybe, when Bob's wife comes home,
"I'll take her out dancing.
"Yeah, That's it! Dancing!
"I'm going to go home and get changed!"

Willy raced out the door and into the street,
Not noticing the steamroller at the top of the hill
That came rolling down
And flattened Willy into a pancake in less than five seconds.
The world would have to end without Willy.

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