Paroles Dicktaphone de Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Hello operator, I'd like to make a call.Can I have four double seven three one zero four?I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat that number once again?Four double seven three one zero four, did you get it then?Could you speak a little slower, four double seven's all I got.Three one zero four, are you bloody deaf or what?Look, I got the first bit, I just can't get the last.Well stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseStick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arse,You're supposed to fuckin' help not make it fuckin' hard,I only want to make a call but you're just bein' smart,So you can stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseGood morning I'm from Telecom come to disconnect the phoneFor a breach of regulations just a couple of days agoYou upset our operator with a pretty nasty callWhat are you fuckin' on about, it was all her fuckin' faultWell she claims that it was all your fault, she really was distressedWhat about your customers, she upset me firstWe've got her written statement, which shortly will be readBut it might help if you'd recall exactly what you saidI said stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseYou're supposed to fuckin' help not make it fuckin' hardI just tried to make a call but you just acted smartSo I said stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseWell that's not exactly on sir, it's just not on at allYou must use common ettiquite if you wish to make a callAnd please and thank you also help, you can't talk to her like thatPlease and bloody thank you, well you fuckin' tell her thatAnd she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shitWell perhaps if you'd apoligise that just might help a bitApoligise, apoligise, apoligise to who?Just go in and ask for Operator 42Good morning are you waiting is there something I can do?Yes I'd like to speak to Operator 42Sorry, sir, I missed that, could you repeat what you just said?Oh shit I don't believe it, here we fuckin' go again!Operator 42, look I'll just write it downOoh, Operator 42, I'll see if she's aroundJeez, they're bloody useless, I'm sure that they're all deafNo wonder that I did me quince, no wonder that I saidStick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseYou're supposed to fuckin' help not make it fuckin' hardI just want to make a call but you're just bein' smartSo stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseNow they'll make me sit around and wait all bloody dayJust so they can make me sweat and have the final sayThat's like the public service, they make you scrape & bowOh, shit she's fuckin' ugly if that's her coming nowI'm Operator 42, I'm busy, make it fastDid a bloke tell you to stick that fuckin' phone right up your arse?Yes he did, the filthy animal, I remember nowWell you'r better fuckin' brace yourself cause they're bringin' it aroundAnd you can stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseYou're supposed to fuckin' help not make it fuckin' hardI just tried to make a call but you just acted smartSo you can stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseStick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arseYou're supposed to fuckin' help not make it fuckin' hardI just tried to make a call but you just acted smartSo you can stick that fuckin' phone up your fuckin' arse

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