Paroles Very Super Famous de Jon Lajoie

Textes et Paroles de Very Super Famous

(Intro)
Aw yeah, drop the beats
In the planet of earth, I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am
Even the people who don't know who I am; because

(Chorus)
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, you are not, so you are shit

(1. Verse)
All around the world people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries, like Japan
North, south, east, west to east
I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans
In the French language girls say: Monte moi tes genitals
Spanish girls also say things but I don't know
What they're talking 'bout coz I don't speak Spanish at all
But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not small
I led the vaginist revolution in Russia
They call me the cockidile hunter in Australia
Wait that sounds like I hunt penises, I don't, I do chicks
In Iraq they found WMDs, women on my dick
I'm Osama Bin Semen the vaginal terrorist
On 69/11 I took down to chicks
And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry, I just watched the Loose for Change
The pornspiracy video
German girls devour my franksquirter in germany
I'm raising my rod in Egypt and split the red sea
But that ain't meaning I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun' is tight
In England girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do but I still make sure to wear a condom
Coz my sperm's so famous, it can make you pregnant in your bum

(Chorus)
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, you are not, so you are shit

(2. Verse)
If a lot of people know who you are it means you are a talented artist
In order to be super famous you have to be the most smartest
When I'm on the red carpet … celebrity parties
Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on smarties
More people know me than there are people on the earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singing my words
Even in the countries where people die, coz they're so poor
They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store
Coz I'm more famous than food, that's right, you heard me
More people know than there are people who know how to eat
I'm more famous that mountains I'm more famous that watches
And if you wanna hang with me make sure your panties are crotchless
I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back (back, back unto the left, back, back unto the left)
For your safety wear a helmet and a semenproof vest
Yeah, the Eifel Tower is a lot like my dick
It's big and it stinks when soap gets inside the tip
My sexmoves are like the movie Die Hard: With a Vengeance
They're awesome …. and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy

(Chorus)
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, you are not, so you are shit

(3. Verse)
The girls in the north wanna get all up in my butt
As even I am Canadian I am more famous than Canada
I light a dickfire to warm up your cold vaginahands
And then I'll cover you in white like the Ku-Klux-Klan
All the Mexicans love me down in South-America
From Columbia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from a press of pants
I'm Fidel Asstro the dictator of ass
I'm sodomy Hussein the king of being hung
I'm queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
I'm president hard-as-a-rock-Obama, I'm reforming the health-care system
….wait, that wasn't sexual
The paparazzi follows me every day of my life
I'm like Princess Diana, except I'm alive
I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me
I'm happyist inside vagina, I got HIV
I'm on the cover of magazines
The headline of newspaper reads: Hide your daughter, MC Vagina's gonna rape her

Wooow wooow, what's… I I didn't write that…

(Rapist Pedophile)
Sorry, sorry, that was me, my bad

(Chorus)
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (bitch)
Very super famous, you are not, so you are shit

(Outro)
Awww yeah, famous like a tree
It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there: Le feu sur le cheval et t'es brisée
Bitches!

I'm outta here….
I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off!

(Steve)
I am more famous than you, asshole! You miss me bitches? Uh.. I like. You miss me?

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