Paroles To Catch a Predator de Insane Clown Posse

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I'm on the internet posing as a little girl,I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world.I tell them that I'm curious and I'monly twelve! Mom and Dad are gonefor the day- I'm by myself.Buckets of throw-up are next to my computerHopin' that they show up, 'cause whatI'm about to do to 'em would make the Devil sickI sharpen my bladeFrontin' to this pervlike I'm only in the seventh grade!The doorbell rings, I gotta get him insideIn my best little girl's voice I'm likeHi! Come on in! I'm puttin' on my bikini!And when the door shuts, that's whenI let him see me Hi there!I stab him in the neck first'Cause it hurtsHit him when the blood squirtsCarve his whole face offand make him eat it Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleedin'I'm prob'ly gunna burn for thisAin't no lesson to learn from thisThere's nothing I'mma earnBut it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I said it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)And it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I'm prob'ly gunna burn for thisAin't no lesson to learn from thisThere's nothing I'mma earnBut it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I said it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)Soon enough Feds will be shuttin' down my service'Cause people out there think they don't deserve this (HA!)Until it's your kid an old man's finger-fuckin', titty-suckin', then you'll want the knife STUCK INI don't blame ya, that's why I catch 'em in advance, while his dick is still in his pants they never get the chance I tell them I'm all alone and that I'm only thirteen, lookin' for a good time- you know what I mean?Bring me some Funyons, and a slurpeepromise not to hurt meor give me herpesAnd within 20 minutes here comes a fuckin' doctor, knocking at my doora pedophile butt-knocker!Come in, have a seat!And then I stroll in with the all-purpose huntin' blade straight up his curtainI cut his hands off- he ain't touchin' nobodyChain him up by the foot in the basement, bloodyPedophile: Wait, please Mr. Clown sir, you don't have to do this-J: ZIP IT!Pedophile: Wait, please I've got money we can work this out-J: Shut it, FUCKER!Pedophile: Please, we can work this out-J: SILENCE I say!Stick him next to this other foolBoth left for deadEvery time I walk by 'em,I punch 'em in the headCut they fuckin' dicks off, stick them in eachother's mouthsNOW what y'all talkin' about?I'm prob'ly gunna burn for thisAin't no lesson to learn from thisThere's nothing I'mma earnBut it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I said it sure is fun! (To catch a predatorAnd it sure is fun!(To catch a predator)I'm prob'ly gunna burn for thisAin't no lesson to learn from thisThere's nothing I'mma earnBut it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I said it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)Interrogator: What's in the bag?Pedophile: Funyons and condoms…Interrogator: What's in the bag?Pedophile: Funyons and condoms…Interrogator: What's in the bag?Pedophile: Funyons and condoms…Interrogator: Why did you bring condoms?Pedophile: I didn't mean to!The house is getting' funkybodies in the basement stinkin'What the fuck am I thinkin'?I put my facepaint on, go downstairsand beat they ass sometimes'Cause it ease my mindSome of them are dead and some are still livin'But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm givenI hit 'em with the nail gun,or the stun gun!They can't run, so they bothmad funI was sawin' a head off when I heard the doorbellI'm not expectin' any predatorsbut oh wellI took my spot- Come in! I'll be right there.But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair!He seen it and ranI had to give chase We cut across the lawn withmy knife swingin' for his faceI threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck still in my drawersI dragged him home, a bloody wreckPedophile: AHH! Somebody help-J: Zip it.Pedophile: AHH, please-J: Shut it the fuck up!Pedohile: AHHH-J: People are looking, silence!A bus full of high school kids watched it happenHe kept screamin' like a pansy despite my the slappin'Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailmanBut they all never said nothin' 'bout it againI'm prob'ly gunna burn for thisAin't no lesson to learn from thisThere's nothing I'mma earnBut it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I said it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)And it sure is fun!(To catch a predator)I'm prob'ly gunna burn for thisAin't no lesson to learn from thisThere's nothing I'mma earnBut it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)I said it sure is fun! (To catch a predator)

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