Paroles Mint, Cherry, And Rainbow Stuck In A Condom de Abysmal Crucifix

Abysmal Crucifix
  • 0.0Vous n'aimez pas les paroles de Abysmal Crucifixloading
  • Note 0.0/5 basée sur 0 avis.
  • Artiste: Abysmal Crucifix30582
  • Chanson: Mint, Cherry, And Rainbow Stuck In A Condom
  • Langue:
Ajouter/Corriger les paroles Corriger / Editer ces paroles
Ajouter des paroles sur le site Ajouter des paroles sur MusiKiwi
Les paroles similaires

Les chansons similaires

Riboflavin de 45 Grave

When the moon arises on the western sky and the vampires are out on the sly at times they have trouble finding necks to bite that's why I cook up in my roon tonight... My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated,...

Always Lover de Sonoak

Well I heard you had cried tears of icicles A call that could have killed you And she was once there in your place For all the opposite reasons Me, I would have waited Till my bones had frozen over And...

Flavored Minds de Euphoric

Felt when you roll Our Love is scared The sence of disobedience Is slowly diluting your harm Scribling down pathways that are almost unknown Lifeless forms breed hate, but are always alone Takes a lot to see things...

Cool Aide de Bracket

It's starting to get hot outside I think my feet are gonna fry I have to go But I sit down in the weeds It takes a lot to get me in I need to stop for my cool aide now I want my friends to leave anyhow,...

Love Me de Bertie Botts Every Flavor Band

Each and every day, I wait for my cardboard home to open I patiently, pleading, Hope that they'll pick me But every time I'm discarded Bertie Botts, oh, Bertie Botts Why do you shun me? Why do you leave...

Textes et Paroles de Mint, Cherry, And Rainbow Stuck In A Condom





I had a friend in high school and one night he came up to me
At the bowling alley on Trent Street, where we rolled a game and sat down to eat.
He said,
"I started seeing this skanky girl by the name of Cheryl Green,
"And when she went downtown last night she asked me to slip on this."
And on the table he tossed a 12-pack of condoms flavored like mint.

I said,
"It's the flavored condoms of love,
"You can't let 'em get you down.
"Even though you think they're pointless,
"She's got herpes of the mouth."

I call this woman up each week to get my rocks off for $3.95 a minute.
She's a pro named Starla, with a spiel that gets me off in an instant.
But last week I heard the sound, a shakiness in her voice.
I asked her what's the problem and she screamed she had no choice.
Now calm yourself, Starla, and tell me just what's going on.
She explains that she met a guy in real life and they started fooling around.
And when she told him what she did to make her living,
He bought a pack of cherry condoms and wouldn't touch her without their protection.

The flavored condoms of love,
Were resting at his feet.
But she just saw it as a sign
Of weakness and defeat.

Well down in Laurel Canyon I broke into my ex-fiancée's house,
Just wanted to get old pictures and some books, maybe steal a blouse
To sniff at night when I'm all alone in my big empty bed,
And right there on the dresser, I see a box of Trojans labeled "rainbow-flavored ribbed head."
I started to scream and yell and broke a window with a chair, then got worried 'bout the sound.
So I got a gas can from the garage and starting pouring it 'round,
Lit a match and watched from a block up the street as I burned that mother down.

It's the flavored condoms of love,
They don't stop the jealousy in my heart.
All you can do about it now
Is file a claim at State Farm


N'hésitez pas à faire une recherche de paroles d'une chanson dont vous ne connaissez qu'un morceau de texte avec notre moteur de paroles et chansons